Irreverent wit from here n there that left me grinning...

"He's one of those people, thought Howard, who looks like one quality very much, and the quality in this case was "noble". Howard didn't very much trust people like that, so full of one quality, like books with insistent covers"

- On Beauty, by Zadie Smith

"She laughed and swatted him with a towel, and we witnessed what we would later come to recognise as the rejuvenating power of real estate. Its what fortunate couples turn to when their sex life has faded and they are too pious for affairs. A second car might bring people together for a week or two, but a second home can revitalize a marriage for upto nine months after closing"

- Dress your Familu in Corduroy and Denim, by David Sedaris

"If you want space, join NASA"

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